minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.